tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post422817388392046942..comments2024-03-28T16:31:27.365+00:00Comments on call me ishmael: THE NEWS OF ISHMAELIA. BRITAIN'S GREATEST REDTOP SUNDAY PAPER.call me ishmaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-72137133183011895092011-07-18T15:27:52.827+01:002011-07-18T15:27:52.827+01:00Yes, there's always some greedy power-crazed f...Yes, there's always some greedy power-crazed fuckpig. My friend, Max Keiser, on Russia Today is arguing that Ms Merkel has managed to pluder Greece without even mobilising a Panzer or a Stuka.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-25971686677979271392011-07-18T14:41:23.152+01:002011-07-18T14:41:23.152+01:00The debt cannot be written off, Messrs I and Y, be...The debt cannot be written off, Messrs I and Y, because that would kill the (unity of the) euro. And this cannot be allowed to happen. The Emperor would then have no clothes.mongoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14173341928744479143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-57742617636369306552011-07-18T10:24:54.367+01:002011-07-18T10:24:54.367+01:00Fully agree with the debt solution, Mr I. If they ...Fully agree with the debt solution, Mr I. If they all got together and said fuck this for a laugh, fuck endless bailouts and recapitalisations, screw austerity programmes just write it off, globally and invest in making and doing things instead of juggling money that doesn`t exist, well, I`d go for that. And if a few chair polishers in the City and Wall Street plopped in the shit that would be the icing on the cake.<br /><br />We can see that but do Cameron, Obama, Merkel, Sarkozy and the Beijing oligarchs and who pulls their strings have the brains and the guts to go for it ? I`m pondering on their records of calling it right so far....yardarmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08700165830593026578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-19656982029143277122011-07-18T02:43:17.608+01:002011-07-18T02:43:17.608+01:00To some extent it's out of their hands, mr mik...To some extent it's out of their hands, mr mike, what with the Feds and the shareholders and now the Aussies taking an interest. Rupert's departure would lance the boil and serve the corporate interest and maybe kick it all into the long grass. And, in any event, kicking it into the long grass is exactly what they've been trying to do for some time - it is only the Guardian and some rogue MPs who have actually stirred all this shit. <br /><br />As for the debt, it needs to be written-off and wages need to be raised, it's only money and if they don't do this there will be no recovery of Good Ole Capitalism in any recogniseable form. Even if you set aside the likelihood of widespread civil disorder the arithmetic simply is against all this debt shit, it can't be paid. Fuck the bankers, hang a few of them if they don't agree.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-55935741724686206042011-07-18T01:55:28.135+01:002011-07-18T01:55:28.135+01:00Correct, Mike and Yardarm both, and indeed "t...Correct, Mike and Yardarm both, and indeed "the debt" is about to sink the continent let alone the Coalition. God help us all.mongoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14173341928744479143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-83933465972369469742011-07-18T01:29:41.810+01:002011-07-18T01:29:41.810+01:00Hate to go against the concensus here, but....its ...Hate to go against the concensus here, but....its in all their interests (Conservative, Labour, Cops, the media in general - who are all dirty) to kick this in the long grass. Nobody wins, everybody looses - why self-flagellate?Mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-36051675432144155722011-07-18T01:16:44.311+01:002011-07-18T01:16:44.311+01:00It`s collapsing like a rotten shithouse and the ra...It`s collapsing like a rotten shithouse and the rats have turned on each other.<br /><br />Already this is a game changer and no one believes we`ve seen the last of the resignations or revelations. Coulson or Brooks getting charged, further claims or simply the Blair emulating, shameless grovelling at Rupe`s fundamental orifice could end it all for the wisteria entangled twerp in the top hat. <br /><br />If events were to force Flashman to spend more time with his wallet he would probably stay on until then Tories had found a successor so no big chair for Clegg, even for a few days. And what`s in Rupe`s Little Black Book could affect who succeeds Dave, eh, Boris ? And Labour. Miliband`s out of his depth in a damp patch,he hasn`t the brains or balls to lead Labour through a barn dance never mind this shit storm.<br /><br />Another game changer may be boiling up on the horizon. The debt. Everywhere. Ruin`s typewriter is clattering as it drafts the next instalment.yardarmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08700165830593026578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-81416755984846678882011-07-18T01:02:40.401+01:002011-07-18T01:02:40.401+01:00Well, best can mean least bad. I'll have a cyb...Well, best can mean least bad. I'll have a cyber fiver on the Coulson charge fatality. Lots and lots of the fuckers are going to be charged. It is illegal to pay a policeman any fucking thing for anything except for going to work. The Commissioner of the Met just career-died to avoid jug-time, the cunt. <br /><br />Cameron will roast Brown, roast Blair, roast the Millitwats. He may die - I accept it is possible - but he is much better at this than all those other fuckers, except Blair. All of the newspapers have done this and they will all fall down too. The Mirror lot are dirtier than anyone btw. Anyway, any blood is good blood. God rot them all.mongoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14173341928744479143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-86574131216225512002011-07-18T00:37:30.461+01:002011-07-18T00:37:30.461+01:00Even as things stand, without further shit droppin...Even as things stand, without further shit dropping on Downing Street, Flashman is fatally wounded by this. If you ramble, through ice and snow, and sleet and rain, around the comment boards on the national 'papers, many are calling, simply, for Cameron's resignation, many whom, one suspects are not Labour voters.<br /><br />As for enemies within, there's plenty in the so-called cabinet, never mind in the wider party, and there are shrewder, more presentable talking heads in Labour than Ed Moribund; Yvette Cooper should have been their leader, but that's another story.<br /><br />I don't mean to be disagreeable but if he was the best politician then he would have won an election against Snotty, my dog, Buster, would have won that one.<br /><br />I think if Coulson is charged, Cameron is toast immediately.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-20515081630757288762011-07-18T00:17:23.223+01:002011-07-18T00:17:23.223+01:00Your anslysis is sound, Mr Ishmael, except that El...Your anslysis is sound, Mr Ishmael, except that El Cleggo is the one on the bottom with his cheeks wide. Never, ever in this world will he be the top dog. A man of constant sorrow, he'll see trouble all his days.<br /><br />Cameron is safe enough for now from outside attack because he is a terrible bastard who knows that this cancer is about to take to Jesus the whole fucking lot of them. It is just an Expensesgate 2. Nobody wins; everybody loses. And if everybody loses, the best politician wins. And madly, can it really be true, he is the best politician. Or maybe Letwin is. I think it's Letwin running the strategy gig. No evidence; just a hunch. It surely ain't that fucker Osborne. Although he is shrewd bastard. When was the last time you saw his head above a parapet? WHo is the Tory enemy within? Davies? Maybe.<br /><br />And BTW the Millitwat will step on a land-mine any day now. But, yes, an election now and Labour win. And how richly they would deserve their poison chalice.mongoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14173341928744479143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-66742621571726919402011-07-17T22:47:12.059+01:002011-07-17T22:47:12.059+01:00If Cameron resigns or is pushed, doesn't that ...If Cameron resigns or is pushed, doesn't that make El Cleggo PM?<br /><br />Boris is currently favourite of course but I am sure that even among the Parliamentary Tory Party the Bullingdon lustre is tarnished to invisibility - just how many fuck-ups, U-turns and misjudgements can an unelected prime minister make.<br /><br />And how long can non-ministerial DogShooters sit on their hands.<br /><br />Another possibility, in my view, is the election of someone like Dave Davies, the collapse of the Coalition and a general election, which Labour would win.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-62212639813475564832011-07-17T22:42:45.815+01:002011-07-17T22:42:45.815+01:00It is all very rum.It is all very rum.lilithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05011676751221508167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-55377723421836428692011-07-17T22:27:28.143+01:002011-07-17T22:27:28.143+01:00It is all unraveling, is it not? Wonderful to see ...It is all unraveling, is it not? Wonderful to see the Met Commissioner done and dusted. "An honourable man doing the honourable thing", says the Beeb. Fuck that. Corrupt copper and corrupt copper's wife take 12 grand recuperation beano and get found out is what happened. In the register about to published, my fat spotty backside.<br /><br />On the other front, Rebekahkah will now be spared a gutting at Tuesday's Vaz Show - sub judice and all that jazz. This means that - Rupert having already declined to attend - either he will recant and do a bit of weeping in the witness box or son James will be handed his head. Could be a good show if it wasn't the swine Vaz doing the work.<br /><br />Trouble is, Boris Freakin' Johnson could be PM by Christmas and then we are fucked for sure.mongoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14173341928744479143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-46412562395505171492011-07-17T22:07:53.949+01:002011-07-17T22:07:53.949+01:00But tell to me, please, M'sieu Jeune Anglo-Irl...But tell to me, please, M'sieu Jeune Anglo-Irlandaise-Catholic or 'owever vous s'appellez vous, is it not the case that everybody in MediaMinster is now le rightish-winger.M, Hercule Poirot, detective extraordinairenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-77183625193031846122011-07-17T21:33:12.722+01:002011-07-17T21:33:12.722+01:00With a bit of luck, Mr Mike, she will soon be look...With a bit of luck, Mr Mike, she will soon be looking more like your hamster.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-3234457474179295332011-07-17T20:55:54.676+01:002011-07-17T20:55:54.676+01:00Masterfull parody - only one problem, that Beka lo...Masterfull parody - only one problem, that Beka looks very much like my wife (I could be in trouble if she reads this).Mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-83330992601917654572011-07-17T20:30:28.031+01:002011-07-17T20:30:28.031+01:00Hmmm Rusty nailed.Hmmm Rusty nailed.Outednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-27657422246156741152011-07-17T19:01:47.067+01:002011-07-17T19:01:47.067+01:00I think I agree with Oldrightie.
What we're s...I think I agree with Oldrightie.<br /><br />What we're seeing is an an attempt to flatten righish hackery.<br /><br />It could be quite serious.a young Anglo-Irish catholicnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-10003568025842265202011-07-17T19:00:37.326+01:002011-07-17T19:00:37.326+01:00*wild applause*
Belgique rendered as perfectly as...*wild applause*<br /><br />Belgique rendered as perfectly as EastStanislavsian.a young Anglo-Irish catholicnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-60208072875412648012011-07-17T16:49:00.248+01:002011-07-17T16:49:00.248+01:00Terrific but I still side with NI and against the ...Terrific but I still side with NI and against the Parliamentarians. They use our money to peddle their filth, aided and abetted, to borrow your jargon, Sir, BBCmadeupexcrement.Oldrightiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03192587284458430556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-86329476325147238722011-07-17T16:10:36.340+01:002011-07-17T16:10:36.340+01:00Magnificent assessment.Magnificent assessment.Agienoreply@blogger.com