tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post3486917525081624121..comments2024-03-28T10:14:23.792+00:00Comments on call me ishmael: ULSTER, AN ENDLESS BLACK COMEDY. BURST PIPES, NOW, UPSETTING THE BIG MEN.call me ishmaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-8503804271868651142011-01-03T11:58:41.865+00:002011-01-03T11:58:41.865+00:00@mongoose
Ah yes. That old go-to of fucked up ex...@mongoose<br /><br />Ah yes. That old go-to of fucked up ex-colonies all over the globe. 'If it wasn't for the Brits we'd be living in fucking paradise'. Beloved of the likes of Comrade Bob Mugabe and the ret of the murdering sociopaths of Africa and our very own Irish fuckwits. <br /><br />Just as I predicted I'm starting to see on the Irish websites exactly the same sentiment. Sure if it wasn't for the British our economy would be just fucking great. Sure isn't it all the British banks fault. And sure don't they owe us all in perpetuity anyway for all the trouble they've caused this past 800 years. And sure it's not our fault at all, us being independent and infallible and all. How could it be our fault? Simply not possible. Us all being so much better educated now than at any time in our history. It must be somebody elses fault. But definitely the Brits. Sure it's the least the Brits could do to just give us 200bn quid to salve their guilty consciences the fucking bastards...<br /><br />Wouldn't even thank the cunts if they did. Least they could do for us after their shameful history...etc etc.<br /><br />So, without doubt, it'll be the Brit's fault that the Irish can't maintain what their Victorian betters gave them for free. Fucking Brits. Give you something 100 years ago and then expect you to fucking maintain it at your own cost.jgm2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-41381760354892050752011-01-02T17:36:13.565+00:002011-01-02T17:36:13.565+00:00No water in Ireland? Jeez, it rains three days out...No water in Ireland? Jeez, it rains three days out of every four. I heard some arse on th radio saying it was "because of the Troubles" - underinvestment. This is paddyspeak for "the fucking Brits did it, so they did". Eegits! Let 'em drink Guinness.mongoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14173341928744479143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-47706017851466641152010-12-31T17:40:55.119+00:002010-12-31T17:40:55.119+00:00Wooden feckin water pipes from the 19th Century ? ...Wooden feckin water pipes from the 19th Century ? It's an abomination so it is. An abomination.Mrs Robinsomekidscherrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-36662055398325760242010-12-31T00:31:20.546+00:002010-12-31T00:31:20.546+00:00What is it about yon Olstermairn that they never s...What is it about yon Olstermairn that they never smile, Mr Ishmael? We have had our wee Troubles here in England from time to time, but that never stopped the likes of Mr Gordon Brown from cheering us with his warm, friendly grin, did it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-76215737410995191522010-12-30T22:55:07.087+00:002010-12-30T22:55:07.087+00:00Deep joy. Was hoping for the Ishmaelite view on th...Deep joy. Was hoping for the Ishmaelite view on this you-couldnt-make-it-up lunacy.<br /><br />Aye well, catch yerself on, running the water board is part of the peace dividend, innit?<br /><br />Personally, I blame the Pope and those catholic ditch diggers who couldn't fix a leak to save their lives.a young Anglo-Irish catholicnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-88122810053010715392010-12-30T22:26:16.014+00:002010-12-30T22:26:16.014+00:00Scum rises, eh ? It only needs terrorist and nonce...Scum rises, eh ? It only needs terrorist and nonce protector Gerry Adams to join them to make a triumvirate of trash.yardarmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08700165830593026578noreply@blogger.com