tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post2878716417761464588..comments2024-03-28T16:31:27.365+00:00Comments on call me ishmael: call me ishmaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-84264986769388258562010-10-03T14:26:07.486+01:002010-10-03T14:26:07.486+01:00"The only thing I did wrong, m'lud, was I..."The only thing I did wrong, m'lud, was I should have shot him earlier." Yeah, thanks. Just in case we were in any doubt.mongoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14173341928744479143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-44491603439683330452010-10-03T13:43:17.970+01:002010-10-03T13:43:17.970+01:00As you know MR Ishmael I generally in agreement wi...As you know MR Ishmael I generally in agreement with the thrust of your blog. But I really must take issue with you athropomorphizing lawyers.jgm2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-17789700091472895762010-10-03T11:29:38.679+01:002010-10-03T11:29:38.679+01:00If these paramilitaries love handling guns so much...If these paramilitaries love handling guns so much why aren`t they in the army, handling guns 24/7 and firing them too, for real out in the `stan ?<br /><br />Ah, but out in the `stan they shoot back, don`t they ?yardarmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08700165830593026578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-37784371022404949252010-10-03T03:32:51.262+01:002010-10-03T03:32:51.262+01:00opps...
'meant Mr Lawyer couldn't hear D...opps...<br /><br /> 'meant Mr Lawyer couldn't hear Debbie..'a young Anglo-Irish catholicnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-20115683279951513972010-10-03T03:31:32.075+01:002010-10-03T03:31:32.075+01:00The trad pre-1997 Police were notoriously thick.
...The trad pre-1997 Police were notoriously thick.<br /><br />The all-new non-Hendon, mutli-multi versions are just as bad. Possibly worse because they think they are scalpel-sharp righters of wrongs.<br /><br />But this case has proved very interesting.<br /><br />Mr Lawyer's pleas to speak to his wife were decoded last week, when his wife finally admitted ignoring her husband's calls and texts.<br /><br />'It's a very difficult area for me' she said in court. Quite right darling. Of course you weren't to know your increasingly unstable husband had loosed off a round at a local cat and managed to penetrate a child's bedroom.<br /><br />But, like the fragrant modern woman she is, realising that she'd been caught out, she spent rather too much time telling police and press that 'she should have been allowed to talk to her husband'.<br /><br />'Corse you should love. Just try picking up the phone next time.<br /><br />Incidentally Mr I, post-7/7 London is equipped with a couple of SAS teams on shoot-to-kill stand-by. (And why not?). Londoners might remember their hard-top Ford Ranger pick-ups. <br /><br />Well, the SAS turned up for the Chelsea siege, photographed at roof top by the press.<br /><br />No doubt the Police shooters were hyped-up by the arrival of Hereford's finest.<br /><br />But the turd on the barbeque was, as you say, Debbie from Dagenham. How in God's name did somebody with East End barmaid's accent end up a negotiator?<br /><br />Still, it didn't matter. The court case revealed that the essential police helicopter meant Mr Lawyer could hear Debbie anyway.<br /><br />You couldn't make it up.A young Anglo-Irish catholicnoreply@blogger.com