tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post2563365822963256734..comments2024-03-28T10:14:23.792+00:00Comments on call me ishmael: WHAT THE PAPERS SAY, GRANNYKNOBBING, THE INDEPENDENT ON SUNDAYcall me ishmaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-11769277465860161702010-01-12T20:33:12.022+00:002010-01-12T20:33:12.022+00:00We must be spared this, Mr I. A man's liberali...We must be spared this, Mr I. A man's liberality can stretch only so far. Being a left-footer has always meant that I view all that crap with a very jaundiced eye. And I have had to listen to my own fire'n'brimstone merchants in my time. To feck with the lot of them. <br /><br />The worst of all the mis-assembled, mis-shapen, bedraggled, shite-heap of what we laughingly call the Loyalists is Paisley Fils. This ghastly, horrible, corrupt cunt is beyond parody. A small quote from his website - itself worth a visit for those with a nose for bullshit and hypocrisy - <br /><br /><i>"[Paisley] is a person with deep religious and political beliefs. He is a committed Christian and was saved by asking Christ into his heart and to forgive his sins as a child in 1971."</i><br /><br />So let us guess then, babies, when the twat was born... 1966. Yes, you horrible swine, you were able to ask Jesus into your heart when you were five years old. And he thinks we believe this drivel!<br /><br />It is enough to have me reach for me grandpappy's old armalite.mongoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14173341928744479143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-70664617767363902622010-01-12T19:23:04.465+00:002010-01-12T19:23:04.465+00:00Born into that tribe, myself, Mr Edgar, I used to ...Born into that tribe, myself, Mr Edgar, I used to wonder what on Earth these fuckers were being loyal to; I know, now, that it is nothing of any merit whatsoever, a kind of Christian Nazism or Apartheid, the loyalists make Mr Grifin and his chums seem positively reasonable.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-20127917610857672012010-01-12T19:19:50.374+00:002010-01-12T19:19:50.374+00:00Knowing a little of your parenting preoccupations,...Knowing a little of your parenting preoccupations, mr mongoose, I should think that there's no maybe about it<br /><br />I think, in a general way, I agree with the premise that such things are or should be private, in as far as possible, except for when it involves people like these.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-69354897303245810702010-01-12T14:59:03.830+00:002010-01-12T14:59:03.830+00:00Maybe I would, Mr Ishmael, and I suppose it is fun...Maybe I would, Mr Ishmael, and I suppose it is fun of a sort to see the prim Proddies having difficulties.mongoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14173341928744479143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-69734420319216590032010-01-12T11:54:08.319+00:002010-01-12T11:54:08.319+00:00I wonder when the asset recovery Bunters will star...I wonder when the asset recovery Bunters will start looking in the Robbingsons pantry?pookahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12262752503858893542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-1047776085145123682010-01-12T11:46:44.378+00:002010-01-12T11:46:44.378+00:00Maybe, mr mongoose, if it was one of your own nine...Maybe, mr mongoose, if it was one of your own nineteen year olds, picked-up and played with by, say, Patricia Hewitt,seduced by the power of office to make things happen for him, you might feel differently; it isn't actually the fucking that bugs me, just the abuse of power in its pursuit, its lubrication with my money.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-57331279519867914362010-01-12T02:05:48.473+00:002010-01-12T02:05:48.473+00:00When Billy McCambley's old man said take care ...When Billy McCambley's old man said take care of the lad reminds me of a Father Ted episode when he asked Tom to take care of the rabbits. Ted meant in a Julie Andrews way not Tom's Al Pacino way. Not to worry though watching these fuckers squirm is worth every penny they have stolen. Can you imagine the conversation at breakfast.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-15582045504468847642010-01-11T19:43:01.963+00:002010-01-11T19:43:01.963+00:00And it's true, Mr Ishmael, that I don't gi...And it's true, Mr Ishmael, that I don't give a fig about her shagging the wee lad. Discreditable, yes, but not a hanging offence. Concentrate on the thieving. There's good jail-time there.mongoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14173341928744479143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-19567417723338743262010-01-11T19:31:03.453+00:002010-01-11T19:31:03.453+00:00That the cow is a cow is beyond argument. She hold...That the cow is a cow is beyond argument. She holds, or professes to hold, Old Testament views that would make Mary Whitehouse blanche. She has behaved badly by thieving - likewise beyond dispute. One is indeed thoroughly aesthetically affronted by the thought of her banging her gnarled old bones aginst Ulster's very own Adonis. (Youz could not make it up.) That it is all corrupt and squalid and horrible is a shame on them all, as you say, the sermonising hypocrites.<br /><br />But she has tried to top herself. She is, as we speak, in an acute psych ward. A little bit of charity for the baby-snatching, grasping, swivel-eyed, old bitch is currently called for. <br /><br />And when she is well we can bang her up in Holloway for a year or two.mongoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14173341928744479143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-80384667173209272912010-01-11T18:18:19.438+00:002010-01-11T18:18:19.438+00:00We have had the same disagreement over Mr Wood of ...We have had the same disagreement over Mr Wood of the Rolling Stones but it bears repeating that we all have a duty of care, not a duty to fuck, especially to those young enough to be our grandchildren and those made vulnerable by bereavement - in this case both - and that those who so harshly moralise as the Loyal Orange Order must expect condemnation when their hypocrisy is exposed; that Rank Iris is such a sticky-fingered baggage and in power only due to her husband's influence is all the more reason that she -and he - be hounded.<br /><br />Jesus, Mr Mongoose, this liberal conscience of yours, this is what they wipe their arses on, after they have shat in our faces.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-87806455386190497832010-01-11T17:22:46.045+00:002010-01-11T17:22:46.045+00:00If not sectioned, at least scrubbed. Carbolic and ...If not sectioned, at least scrubbed. Carbolic and steel wool is probably the DUP way.<br /><br />I can't help thinking that - except for the thieving - it is none of our business.mongoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14173341928744479143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-80220592514223035382010-01-11T07:31:01.656+00:002010-01-11T07:31:01.656+00:00Do you suppose he had her sectioned?Do you suppose he had her sectioned?lilithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05011676751221508167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-79845408026037136682010-01-11T02:25:17.424+00:002010-01-11T02:25:17.424+00:00I guess there are probably still quite a few '...I guess there are probably still quite a few 'Loyalists' in the Province. I wonder if they ever take a good look at what it is they are being loyal to. Perhaps your post tells us more precisely what they are being loyal to.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-5968254729567525432010-01-10T21:19:55.019+00:002010-01-10T21:19:55.019+00:00So here's to you Mrs. RobinsonSo here's to you Mrs. RobinsonRufusnoreply@blogger.com