tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post2093481529733146669..comments2024-03-29T05:24:12.453+00:00Comments on call me ishmael: LABOUR, WE NAME THE GUILTY.call me ishmaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-74136036183875940362015-05-12T00:55:12.396+01:002015-05-12T00:55:12.396+01:00Yes, I saw them, mr mongoose, three farts in a col...Yes, I saw them, mr mongoose, three farts in a colander, four, if you count Allegra. Made me reach for the malt. And the morphine. Didn't think it could get any worse than Miliband. Boy, have I got a lot to learn.<br /><br />That Evan Davies, in his rentboy suit, he's a caricature, right, the new editor of Newsnight, he's having a laugh, surely.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-89553263207042319452015-05-12T00:07:46.183+01:002015-05-12T00:07:46.183+01:00There were two more of them at it on Newsnight not...There were two more of them at it on Newsnight not half an hour ago. That new idiot was calling them by their first names - all in this togethering - and a more vacuous pair of dicks I have never heard spout together. "I agree with John." "I agree with Jane." <br /><br />Apparently it is the fault of the electorate, especially the electorate in England, and especially the electorate in England in the South, that the luvvies are not in charge of the trainset. It had not occurred to them that their project is themselves. They are become the problem. Illiberal and dogmatic. Ignorant and bloated. Fairtrade braggarts and fools. A windmill on every hill, and for just two pounds a month you can buy a half for a maimed squaddie. You'll get a Parker pen so that you can pry the eyes out of your head and use them to block up your ears. <br /><br />It's time to be done with them. The Labour MP you see with an iWatch must be hanged in Parliament Square.mongoosenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-17081050426458615492015-05-10T00:02:56.819+01:002015-05-10T00:02:56.819+01:00More to it, mr dick, than just being a good chance...More to it, mr dick, than just being a good chancellor, however we judge that. I would rather that all those Iraqis hadn't been bombed, maimed, tortured, kidnapped and made refugee than that an imaginary pound went up or down on some gamblers' stock exchange. And I would rather that MPs didn't cook their expenses and flip their first and second homes, something for which I think the Ballses should have been jailed. Cooper, the Ice Pixie, is a thief and a crook, who gives a fuck what she does, she might make a better home secretary than Tracey May but that's not saying much, is it? Nick Toenails insists she will be the next Labour leader and that hubby will help her do so. Since we pay Nick a quarter of a million pounds a year we should presume that he knows something we don't know, but I dunno how he knows this one.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-42312227917734343512015-05-09T22:57:32.186+01:002015-05-09T22:57:32.186+01:00Is Balls now an an albatross to Coopers election h...Is Balls now an an albatross to Coopers election hopes? Is Ed Albatross Balls? The upsetting thing is, he was probably a better Chancellor than Osborne could ever hope to be. Rock an Roll. Winning forgives blind luck.DtPnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-70388159591395231342015-05-09T21:37:09.046+01:002015-05-09T21:37:09.046+01:00Beers, I mean Cheers, mr dick, wondered where you ...Beers, I mean Cheers, mr dick, wondered where you were. Maybe Dougie and sister, Wendy, now that they have both been dumped, could form a kind of a supergroup, and call it the Alexanders' Ragtime Band; both of them, incidentally, like the Ballses and the Milibands, Snotty's proteges. Take it easy. call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-14493201961986767252015-05-09T19:08:44.959+01:002015-05-09T19:08:44.959+01:00Cheers dude. Only having today as tribute as Cammo...Cheers dude. Only having today as tribute as Cammo's such a tool but i'm only Tory coz I hate Labour. Relief rather than owt else - the work's still there, it's just fooking doogie alexander doesn't have to be minded to be anything he fucking minds to be anywhere near me. <br /><br />I had to run out and buy cava, didn't plan any of this shit.<br /><br />Am looking forward to the Nats' maiden speeches - like fucking Crimewatch!! Now now, 'tis everytime!DtPnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-39968210971784486612015-05-09T13:09:01.254+01:002015-05-09T13:09:01.254+01:00One imagines that the invisible ones have set up a...One imagines that the invisible ones have set up a special division.<br /><br />You are right, of course, it is good to see a useless bastard of any colour dragged screaming from the teat and cast out into the snow. Except that it will be not the snow but £500/hour in a quango or on a BBC sofa.mongoosenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-90483214619257024522015-05-09T01:39:39.820+01:002015-05-09T01:39:39.820+01:00You know me, I'm not punitive, not as a rule b...You know me, I'm not punitive, not as a rule but i really enjoyed seeing the discomfort of the likes of Clegg and the feigned discomfort of Ed the Droid, I'm not partisan abouut this, I despise them all and I would have equally enjoyed seeing the spivs get their arses kicked, so, a day of small, serial blessings, for me - Cable and Alexander; Laws, especially; Balls; Straight Simon Hughes, Dipso Kennedy; Wee Dougie Alexander; Nigel PlaneCrash, I am delighted to see them kicked out and I don't care who got in because - thanks to Blair and NewLabour - there really, really is no difference between them, none at all.<br /><br />I think you're right about Jock, in the big city, with the Ladymen, he'll soon forget Sauchiehall Street and join some parliamentary, cross-party trannies choir and dining club.<br /><br />The uglier, really, it gets, the better; time to test that disgraceful fixed-term parliament shit to destruction.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-38614201541230836582015-05-09T00:30:14.362+01:002015-05-09T00:30:14.362+01:00It has been an ugly day. Made so not so much beca...It has been an ugly day. Made so not so much because the Tory political machine has scrunched up a few more dumb buggers but that the innocents still don't seem to get it. <br /><br />Weep if you can for the Dogshooters who are now back to the state they were in, I think, when I last voted for them. Pity too the poor McTribesmen soon to be all alone in London and prey to all sorts of distractions and temptations. The petty back-scratching corruption of Scotland is excellent training, and a five-year majority with which to test their purity and honour. They're terrible bastards the Tories but they are good at that shit. It is going to get even uglier.mongoosenoreply@blogger.com