tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post1075272784796112464..comments2024-03-28T10:14:23.792+00:00Comments on call me ishmael: WOTSONTELLY. CHANNEL FOUR NEWS. STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON EARTH FACE FLOODSHITcall me ishmaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-10263759292885337612013-03-30T13:01:38.495+00:002013-03-30T13:01:38.495+00:00I never stop hoping that all is well and you will...I never stop hoping that all is well and you will be back soon. <br /><br />mrs narcoleptnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-91202113668201854192013-01-09T13:37:21.399+00:002013-01-09T13:37:21.399+00:00A Happy New Year to you, Mr. Ishmael. I hope that ...A Happy New Year to you, Mr. Ishmael. I hope that this reaches you, as your unique insight and vitriol appear to be missing from the Land of Blog. I'm sure I'm not alone in mourning your absence, and I fear that the health problems that beset you in 2012 are keeping you from your virtual friends. The state of the world gives little cause for levity, but you can usually wring a wry smile from contemplation of Ruin, its practitioners, apologists and managers, lightng a lonely, wavering flame in the darkness.Forgotten but sometimes still herenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-86815858239002569632013-01-03T11:29:10.028+00:002013-01-03T11:29:10.028+00:00Happy New Year Mr Smith
I hope you're alrigh...Happy New Year Mr Smith<br /><br /> I hope you're alright and that you've had a peaceful Hogmannay.<br /><br /> All the very best<br /><br /> DtPDtPnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-1152636976373120332013-01-01T19:36:49.777+00:002013-01-01T19:36:49.777+00:00R U a bit dead or something?
If not, Happy New Yea...R U a bit dead or something?<br />If not, Happy New Year!Dr Kelly, from the other sidenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-13504136559026636332012-12-29T14:02:54.095+00:002012-12-29T14:02:54.095+00:00Best wishes. Best wishes. Woman on a Rafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08897415591130901416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-7440895642970005552012-12-22T23:08:30.614+00:002012-12-22T23:08:30.614+00:00Errr, r u dead or sumfin?
If not... Merry Christm...Errr, r u dead or sumfin?<br /><br />If not... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!Dr Kellynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-16804132548704503392012-12-19T20:19:56.256+00:002012-12-19T20:19:56.256+00:00Wising you and yours 'A Merry Christmas', ...Wising you and yours 'A Merry Christmas', Mr Ish.<br />............................................................................Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-36392796154946990952012-11-30T20:47:32.972+00:002012-11-30T20:47:32.972+00:00Dear Mr Ish, have you been carrying out a resoluti...Dear Mr Ish, have you been carrying out a resolution to get Christmas organised well in advance? If so, you have now had a whole month to do this, and I am starting to miss your acerbic views on the stupidities, hypocrisies, hubris etc of the known players.<br />.....................................................<br /><br />I do hope you are well and will write something, if only to chide my cheeky presumptions.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-85372100285396539122012-11-06T07:47:46.214+00:002012-11-06T07:47:46.214+00:00They always send old biddies with a terrorized tee...They always send old biddies with a terrorized teen loitering in the background, plaintive, trapped, distant - leaving the householder torn between basic compassion and the will to shout 'fuck off' in antagonised despair. Canny fuckers!Dick the Prickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02683095612320513712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-80045873205702558852012-11-03T09:36:30.861+00:002012-11-03T09:36:30.861+00:00You're right mr e, I was only being flippant; ...You're right mr e, I was only being flippant; I just detest the conceit and the patronising of the door knockers, Jovas, Mormons, doesn't matter which gang it is, Scientologists, too, although they seem only to accost people on the streets and not on their own doorsteps.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-22938448843102097352012-11-01T23:34:42.536+00:002012-11-01T23:34:42.536+00:00Well, Mr Ishmael, your reasoning is mysterious. I ...Well, Mr Ishmael, your reasoning is mysterious. I do not feel obliged to take umbrage at con-artists, who merely want to bilk me of a little cash on a promise of everlasting life. On the other hand, the cynical arsewipes who send young men to kill and die for shifty, secret reasons that have fuck-all to do with defence or democracy ... now, that is a group that I will reserve all of my umbrage for.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-29404909114553992232012-10-30T23:42:14.243+00:002012-10-30T23:42:14.243+00:00No difference at all, of course, Mr Edgar. More a ...No difference at all, of course, Mr Edgar. More a question of nuance. <br /><br />Would we rather be boned up the arse by one resplendent in his Temple Garments or by one who learned his trade in Chicago's bath houses?<br /><br />At least the fucking Jehovah's Witnesses would leave you your organs.the noblest prospecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17702374226317759485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-71708269470714859642012-10-30T22:30:01.346+00:002012-10-30T22:30:01.346+00:00It's the obsession with the Big Apple, that...It's the obsession with the Big Apple, that's what bugs me. The reality is probably that fewer New Yorkers than usual died last night, what with the transit systems being shut down and everything and yet we have sent regiments of hacks over there to intone mournfully at us, as if any if them could tell their arses from a hole in the ground.<br /><br /> I was in Northumberland last week, had the rear panel of my car ripped off by flood water; approaching Holy Island, I was, and there were floods everywhere; no sign of some bint from the BBC, tribulating into the camera for viewers in America.<br /><br />I thinkgar, mr ed one is entitled, obliged, even, to take a little more umbrage at the impertinence of Jovas, by the way, than at other groups, including politicians.<br /><br />Every one of those words is true, mr jgm2. Maybe hizonner the albino dunderhead, Bojo, will take them to heart, when he comes to make his move.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-44912372226963613752012-10-30T22:16:28.694+00:002012-10-30T22:16:28.694+00:00Looks like they got a bit of a going over in New Y...Looks like they got a bit of a going over in New York Mr I. The best thing for us to do in the Sarf of England with our geostatic rebound plunging us into the channel is to learn the lessons and build bigger and better walls along the Thames and make sure that when <i>our</i> big storm and spring tides coincide we're peering over the wall from dry land and our tube lines and tunnels have proper fucking steel doors you can close instead of looking at the fucking equivalent of the Blackwall tunnel or the Dartford Crossing or the Circle line filled up with umpty billion gallons of saltwater and shit. <br /><br />Still, the rebuilding and rescue effort should contribute enormously to GDP and 'growth'. A few more major natural disasters like this and the yanks will be giving it 'Recession? What recession..'.<br /><br />I wouldn't be at all surprised if Obama (or Romney - if elected) takes full credit for the economic lift created by such a disaster.jgm2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-68738357417227936422012-10-30T19:32:10.872+00:002012-10-30T19:32:10.872+00:00Depends, Mr Prospect, on what the Jehovah's Wi...Depends, Mr Prospect, on what the Jehovah's Witness was fucking. Suppose, s/he was fucking a (carefully-opened) tin of pilchards. My point of view would include a degree of puzzlement but no outrage, nor even mild disapproval, to speak of. On the other hand, if the recipient of his/her carnal attentions was the entire collection of the world's dispossessed, well, how would that be any different from Obama or any of them?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-57465447227333933212012-10-30T17:51:23.688+00:002012-10-30T17:51:23.688+00:00Aye, well, I suppose it could be worse, Mr Smith, ...Aye, well, I suppose it could be worse, Mr Smith, the next incumbent could have been a fucking Jehovah's Witness.the noblest prospecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17702374226317759485noreply@blogger.com