Wednesday, 9 March 2022

Caption Contest

 


15 comments:

  1. "Stone beats stone, what? Or is it a draw? Gosh, tough gig, this refereeing business..."

    v./

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  2. You hit his left ear; I'll hit the right ear. We strike at the same moment, like this.

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  3. "Idiot! We're only supposed to wear our gimp masks in private!"

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  4. the mad neo-colonialists' tea-party10 March 2022 at 19:27

    jabscum:

    now we're shot of that annoying asshole trump, we progressives can get down to the business of really fucking up the world...

    one war or two, gents?


    trudy:

    well, i got sick of getting my arse kicked by the truckers, so i thought i'd just pop over here to help you guys start your quaint little old war in europe


    rotter:

    wizard pandemic wheeze guys, how many plebs did you manage to exterminate?


    trudy:

    yes, i'm off to join the asov battalion: not only do i feel it to be my spiritual home, but i rather like the emblem...

    sieg heil

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  5. They're twistin', twistin'
    Everybody's feeling great
    They're twistin', fistin'
    They're fistin' the night away.

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  6. If that piece of paper in Boris' hand were only a little longer, it would be perfect. The caption would be, well, a bit perverted.
    --Tennessee Budd

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  7. not quite yalta13 March 2022 at 21:41

    right sector members gather for bonding session at northolt aerodrome

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  8. the degeneration game13 March 2022 at 21:54

    bruce forsyth makes a comeback

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  9. what? no swastikas?

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  10. nato war-productions inc presents the three stooges14 March 2022 at 04:43

    rotter: who's the little fatso, trudy?

    black trudy: fucked if i know, rottie...mine's a molotov, waiter

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  11. antifa agent provocateur14 March 2022 at 04:54

    "hey, the black lives matter riot's over, trudy"

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  12. is it safe to take my mask off...? or are there any truckers still around?

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  13. kommandant trudy14 March 2022 at 06:20

    in the name of world-peace, i've brought for our aryan brothers in ukraine:

    automatic guns, carbines, handguns - with 15 million rounds of ammunition...

    4500 m72 rocket-launchers, 7500 hand-grenades, 100 carl-gustaf m2 anti-tank weapons - with 2,000 rounds of ammunition...

    fragmentation-vests, helmets, metal detectors, night vision goggles...

    plus $25 million worth of helmets, body armour, gas masks and other gear.

    all they need now is err...

    love...

    so how about that 'life of service', megs?

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  14. jungle-juice johnson:

    [snooort, snooort]

    well, i'm sure this world-war's a goer, chaps...

    we've got everyone on our side except for...err:


    china
    india
    pakistan
    iran
    russia
    belarus
    north korea
    syria
    bangladesh
    iraq
    kazakhstan
    kyrgyzstan
    laos
    mongolia
    armenia
    tajikistan
    turkmenistan
    uzbekistan
    sri lanka
    vietnam
    nicaragua
    cuba
    bolivia
    el salvador
    venezuela
    algeria
    angola
    burundi
    central african republic
    congo
    equatorial guinea
    eritrea
    madagascar
    mali
    senegal
    south africa
    sudan
    south sudan
    mozambique
    namibia
    tanzania
    uganda
    zimbabwe
    burkina faso
    cameroon
    eswatini
    ethiopia
    guinea
    guinea-bissau
    morocco
    & togo


    so let's see: that's the asians, south asians, far-east asians, everycunt in the middle-east and the central americans all against us...

    and err yes...all the africans too - who basically couldn't give a flying fuck about a bunch of white racists bombing seven bloody bells out of each other

    anyone for the bunker?

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  15. "got a granny for me to beat up?"

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