Well, yes, I think I can do this one quite swiftly, I am now an expert in these matters, y'know, ragheads, and why killing them in large numbers is actually a very good thing for world peace. Yes, quite, I can't discuss Mr Blair,
obviously, not yet, it's only been, what is it, five years? Six? Fucked if I know, it'll take as long as it takes for those mentioned to get their stories straight, yes People like Mr Jack Torture,
who, let's face it, has already paid a huge price for being an utter cunt,
I mean for a trivial misjudgement. he should have been in the House of Lords, by now, should Mr Torture but he's been delayed, and is still having to buy his own food and drink.
And his own stamps. Imagine.
Oh, I shouldn't think it'll be too long before he gets in,
just as soon as we can get rid of Mr Corbyn and get a proper politician running Labour again, y'know, a decent Tory, yes, like most of them. But first we have to give him time to reply to my criticisms.
I can explain everything.
Oh, as long as he wants, really.
But this dreadful young woman, well, I think I should be able to report in, say, thirty minutes or so, probably not even as long as that, Firstly, she's a raghead,
so that's one strike against her;
secondly she's not the right sort of Labour and thirdly,
she said the J word, which we are not allowed to,
ever since Mr Blair made it a crime.
Earl Blair and his Wondrous Hat of Money.
So, there we are, then,
Muslim bint guilty as charged with whatever it was.
That'll be three hundred thousand pounds, please.