Monday, 1 July 2013

Health Bulletin

Mr Ishmael's medical advisors: i.e. dirty rotten doctor bastards have admitted him to hospital - kinives, tubes, scissors and all that stuff. His condition is not life-threatening, at least, not to his own, and he hopes to be back in cyber space very soon.

Posted by Mrs. Ishmael.
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26 comments:

  1. mrs narcolept1 July 2013 at 07:32

    Every good wish, mr and mrs ishmael

    x

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  2. Old timer1 July 2013 at 08:19

    Yes, get well soon, our blood pressures are seriously reducing in your absence!

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  3. jgm21 July 2013 at 08:37

    Aye. Best wishes.

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  4. yardarm1 July 2013 at 08:45

    All the best.

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  5. Anonymous1 July 2013 at 08:45

    Get well soon Mr. I and thanks for the update Mrs I.

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  6. DtP1 July 2013 at 09:49

    All the very best. Get well sooooon.

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  7. lilith1 July 2013 at 10:37

    I hope you are out and mended soon.

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  8. Arthur1 July 2013 at 10:40

    I hope he is back with us soon, in the rudest of health.
    In the mean time, in the absence of joss sticks, I will burn a few mixed aliens.

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  9. Verge1 July 2013 at 12:02

    I'll 9th all the above, and thanks to Mrs I for taking the time to let us all know.

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  10. Anonymous1 July 2013 at 16:12

    Very sorry to hear that, Mrs Ishmael. All the best to you both.
    ..................................

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  11. Mike1 July 2013 at 18:05

    Best wishes.

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  12. the noblest prospect1 July 2013 at 21:40

    Hope he's fighting fit soon. Thanks Mrs I.

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  13. Mrs. Ishmael1 July 2013 at 21:42

    Thank you, everyone, for your good wishes. Mr Ishmael read a print-out of them this evening in his hospital bed, and quite agrees with you that he should get well soon.

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  14. Woman on a Raft2 July 2013 at 00:47

    My very best wishes for a speedy recovery.

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  15. Caratacus2 July 2013 at 19:03

    Thanks for keeping us informed, Mrs. I. Best wishes to Mr. I along with all the above.

    Mind you, I never cease to be astonished by the lengths to which some people will go for a bit of R+R .... ;-)

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  16. mongoose2 July 2013 at 21:37

    Best wishes, Mr I.

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  17. NightJack4 July 2013 at 16:31

    Best for a speedy recovery. Don't lets them drain those bile ducts.

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  18. tober6 July 2013 at 08:36

    All the best for a speedy recovery Mr I...I'm missing your posts !
    Maybe dictate your thoughts Mrs I ?
    No hang on...wait until you're out of hospital :)

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  19. black hole sunset8 July 2013 at 16:25

    Best Yorkshire wishes to all and to our host for a full and swift recovery.

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  20. Anonymous15 July 2013 at 20:41

    Mr Ishmael, your blog is hilarious, can't stop laughing. Gordon snot and Jack torture. Ha ha. All the best to you.

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  21. Anonymous21 July 2013 at 14:20

    Hope the old fellow's getting better, please pass on my regards
    -richard

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  22. Caratacus24 July 2013 at 07:49

    Trust all is well chez Castle Ishmael ... ?

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  23. Anonymous27 July 2013 at 21:58

    Stay strong. Come back soon.

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  24. Swiss Bob21 August 2013 at 21:35

    Good luck Mr Ishmael.

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  25. Dick the Prick26 August 2013 at 22:16

    Huge love.

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  26. Dr. Yllek30 August 2013 at 22:30

    Are you dead now?

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