There may still be some people who donate to grand international charities; here is yet another reason not to.
This is all about me. And my brother. And of course the Labour Party. But mainly me. Constituents? Who gives a fuck about them?
Football director and part-time MP, David Bananaman, is off to the States to work for the Clintons, President Hillary Trousers Clinton especially.
It's just that hundreds of thousands of pounds of charitable donations will be used paying this arsehole to HeadUp, as they call it, some grand charity or other, probably run, like most such things, by the psychobastards at the CIA, until such times as he can formally take up a post with Hills, the vengeful, barmy dyke.
There were two old ladies.......
It was geeky Dave, remember, who, as Foreign Seckatry, pissed, on Hillary's instructions, all over the British courts, covering up another example of Uncle Sam's foreign policy of kidnapping, torture and murder.
The Yanks, thankfully, have a semi-latino redneck cocksucker waiting in the wings to give the old boot - and her official husband, Spunky Bill, a run for their money. For the revolting Clintons, Lord and Lady Macbeth de nos jours, the next election is likely to be a case of Yes,we can't.
The peace and love generation, peaceing and loving.