The chronicles of Ruin, continued.
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10 September 2009 22:59
Wednesday, 23 September 2009
LITTLE MAN YOU'VE HAD A BUSY DAY
ANOTHER SCOTTISH GOBLIN, ESCAPED FROM THE RESERVATION.
A few more (courtesy of the MacWiki) to be ordered back to Puckland.
* Ali Abbasi * Kaye Adams (presenter) * Andrew Anderson * Dougie Anderson * Moira Anderson * Lindsey Archibald
* John Barnes * John Barrowman * Raman Bhardwaj * Joanne Bonnar * Alastair Borthwick * Edith Bowman * Gordon Brewer * Scott Brown * Andrea Brymer
* Andy Cameron * Glenn Campbell * Nicky Campbell * Gordon Chree * Des Clarke * Sean Bastard Connery * Stuart Cosgrove * Tam Cowan * Alan Cowie * Louise Cowie * Michael Crow * Cat Cubie
* Jim Delahunt * Lavinia Derwent * Dominik Diamond * Jack Docherty * Dougie Donnelly * Ali Douglas * Jill Douglas
I'm the least Scottish person I know, but it does seem just a tad unfair that all these members of the diaspora should be revisited on that land mass. Isn't there a particularly bleak little island, way to the north, where they could all be placed together and kept in quarantine in case they breed? I'm sure Mr McTrump could make a profit organising boat trips around the island for people to point and gawp.
There would certainly be a lot of unsold porridge left South of the shoddily built and ineffective wall that Hadrian created if this lot were returned. I suppose we could export it to them after they got there.
There is somethng ghastly, preening, self-adulatory about the media Jock, isn't there, Carol Smillie will do but the grunting transsexual, Kirsty Wark would be top of my list.
A few more (courtesy of the MacWiki) to be ordered back to Puckland.
ReplyDelete* Ali Abbasi
* Kaye Adams (presenter)
* Andrew Anderson
* Dougie Anderson
* Moira Anderson
* Lindsey Archibald
* John Barnes
* John Barrowman
* Raman Bhardwaj
* Joanne Bonnar
* Alastair Borthwick
* Edith Bowman
* Gordon Brewer
* Scott Brown
* Andrea Brymer
* Andy Cameron
* Glenn Campbell
* Nicky Campbell
* Gordon Chree
* Des Clarke
* Sean Bastard Connery
* Stuart Cosgrove
* Tam Cowan
* Alan Cowie
* Louise Cowie
* Michael Crow
* Cat Cubie
* Jim Delahunt
* Lavinia Derwent
* Dominik Diamond
* Jack Docherty
* Dougie Donnelly
* Ali Douglas
* Jill Douglas
* Mike Edwards
* Gavin Esler
* Jenni Falconer
* Lynn Faulds Wood
* Robert Florence
* Janice Forsyth
* Pauline Fraser
* Sharon Frew
* Kirsty Gallacher
* Frank Gilfeather
* Laura Goodwin
* Richard Gordon
* Kirstin Gove
* Muriel Gray
* Richie Gray
* Sally Gray
* Karen Greenshields
* Amanda Hamilton
* Chris Harvey
* Sarah Heaney
* Richard Holloway
* Joan Ingram
* Hazel Irvine
* Stephen Jardine
* Nicci Jolly
* Lorraine Kelly
* Gordon Kennedy
* Mary Ann Kennedy
* Bill Knox
* Grant Lauchlan
* John Leslie
* Jane Lewis
* Viv Lumsden
* Colin McAllister and Justin Ryan
* Ian McCaskill
* Donald MacCormick
* Gerry McCulloch
* Margo MacDonald
* Sheena McDonald
* Jimmie MacGregor
* Jimmy Mack
* Sarah Mack
* John MacKay
* Gillian McKeith
* Aggie MacKenzie
* Anne MacKenzie
* Andrea McLean
* Donny MacLeod
* Norman Macleod
* Rhona McLeod
* Sally McNair
* Sally Magnusson
* Eddie Mair
* Suzi Mair
* Andrew Marr
* Rob Matheson
* Craig Millar
* Tom Morton
* Shereen Nanjiani
* Andrew Neil
* Susan Nicholson
* Nicol Nicolson
* Loraine Patrick
* Bernard Ponsonby
* Dawn Porter
* Gail Porter
* Lesley Riddoch
* Shantha Roberts
* Rachael Robertson
* Carla Romano
* Fiona Ross
* Moira Shearer
* Angus Simpson
* Heather Simpson
* Julyan Sinclair
* Carol Smillie
* Tyrone Smith
* Clair Stevens
* Claire Stewart
* Graham Stewart
* Rachel Stewart
* Iain Stirling
* Grant Stott
* Cameron Stout
* Jonathan Sutherland
* John Toye
* Dougie Vipond
* Alison Walker
* Andy Walker
* Kirsty Wark
* Louise White
* David Whitton
* Richard Wilson
* Wendy Wood
* Kirsty Young
I'm the least Scottish person I know, but it does seem just a tad unfair that all these members of the diaspora should be revisited on that land mass. Isn't there a particularly bleak little island, way to the north, where they could all be placed together and kept in quarantine in case they breed? I'm sure Mr McTrump could make a profit organising boat trips around the island for people to point and gawp.
ReplyDeleteEdgar:
ReplyDeleteYou omitted the completely unintelligible Dunlop beeb news reader woman.
There would certainly be a lot of unsold porridge left South of the shoddily built
ReplyDeleteand ineffective wall that Hadrian created if this lot were returned.
I suppose we could export it to them after they got there.
OK, one at a time ...
ReplyDeleteCarol Smillie. Fuck off!
There is somethng ghastly, preening, self-adulatory about the media Jock, isn't there, Carol Smillie will do but the grunting transsexual, Kirsty Wark would be top of my list.
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