The chronicles of Ruin, continued.
Call me Ishmael said....intelligence is knowing what to do when you don't know what to do.
Anonymous said... When I don't know what to do,I come here.
10 September 2009 22:59
Monday, 1 June 2009
CAPTION CONTEST: ED BALLS TAKES A PHONE CALL FROM THE PRIME MINISTER
Looks like someone has put the poor bugger on hold.
(Dear Mr Ish - did you go a google-searching for a visual pun on the talking asshole in Naked Lunch after my Steely Dan hat-tip in previous thread? I knew I was in civlized company hereabouts but this really puts a shine on the penny. Thank you.)
Ed Balls is reportedly sitting by the phone awaiting the re-shuffle call from Gordy-baby. Asked to comment on what he would do when the call came, Mr Balls said he would suck it and see.
Mes amis,
ReplyDeleteIs this one of those butt-plugs people keep talking about ?
You're a sick, sick man.
ReplyDeletePS Typical Ed Balls, always getting the wrong end of the conversation.
ReplyDeleteHa! Naughty... but nice and a whole new meaning to ring around the rosy.
ReplyDeleteLooks like someone has put the poor bugger on hold.
ReplyDelete(Dear Mr Ish - did you go a google-searching for a visual pun on the talking asshole in Naked Lunch after my Steely Dan hat-tip in previous thread? I knew I was in civlized company hereabouts but this really puts a shine on the penny. Thank you.)
Phasers on vibrate No 1!
ReplyDeleteClearly registered with the Telephone Preference Service....
ReplyDeleteThat's one offensive phone call.
ReplyDeleteOoh Gordon, it really feels as if you're in the room with me.
ReplyDeleteSorry, darling Yvette, start lunch without me, I'm stuck on the phone
ReplyDeleteHow did Mr Balls manage to swallow the telephone without chewing it in the first place?
ReplyDeleteLong distance information, gimme Memphis Tennessee.
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ReplyDeleteEd Balls is reportedly sitting by the phone awaiting the re-shuffle call from Gordy-baby. Asked to comment on what he would do when the call came, Mr Balls said he would suck it and see.
ReplyDeleteMust be a call for Toenails then.
ReplyDeleteBalls talking out of his arse as usual.
ReplyDeleteSpeak up Brown, you're through !
ReplyDeleteDarling you bastard! I bet it was you that hid his small and discreet fucking nokia!
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